Old Features

These are old features from my home page. They're probably not useful, but hey, I never delete anything.
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As I Was Telling Cindy

A clipping from the LA Times about Pepsi and Cindy Crawford.
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The Blue-Ribbon Campaign

In protest of the 1996 Telecomm Bill, EFF has organized the Blue Ribbon Campaign. If you're concerned about freedom of speech on the Internet, examine the text of the law and be aware of what happens.

Muzak, Ltd.'s ``Core Values''

On a lighter note, so to speak, you may be interested in the [now this link is broken, May 1998, it used to be
http://www.muzak.com/mlp/core.html
--johnh] of Muzak, Ltd. Aside from vague and (seemingly manditory) marketroid nature of the ``values'' of a corporation, I noted that these values include quality, but not necessarily taste. Draw your own conclusions.

I'm still waiting ``Attention MBone shoppers, Muzak on channel `Zzz' '' to pop up on sd one day. Until then, I guess I'm doomed to stay awake a few weekdays between lunch and coffee.

Rats to Cats

[Rats to Cats]

The War the Newts, by Karel Capek

[a Victorian newt]

(Image from Chet Gottfried's the Newtbook; used with permission.)

Continuing in the semi-literate tradition of Rats-to-Cats, I refer you to selections from The War the Newts by Karel Capek.

Engineers in Literature

Since I is an engineer (properly prounced with a hard ``g''), a brief feature about Engineers in Literature.

A New MS Product?

Microsoft has products everywhere--see this new training course to get the most out of Office.

Some Questions

Some interesting questions that have come up.

Rational Approxmations to Pi

A clear descent into geekdom, I started searching for rational approximations to pi.

Warning!

Warning! Discard this web page immediately.

Page 123 Thing

What's on page 123?